Bad Boys. Love them or hate them, the fact remains that women just
can’t get enough of them. I’ve had friends who were clearly dating guys
that were so poisonous to their lives. Trying to get them to see how
unhealthy the dude was for them was like convincing a certain friend (no
names) that flats are so last season. I will also admit that I’ve dated
a bad boy or two. Not my wisest decision. I don’t regret it really; the
ride was fun while it lasted. However, we have to know when we’re past
the phase when we can use age as an excuse for our shenanigans
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Dating a bad boy is quite exhilarating. We usually get into the trap
because they know exactly what to say, how to say it, how to look at
you, exactly where to touch you, etc. It’s like a well rehearsed play
for them. They are experts at the game of seduction. For the expert bad
boys, just a look is enough to have a woman’s brain turn to mush.
Confidence is everything. Women love men who take charge and know what
they want. Nice guys generally tend to be shyer than their counterparts,
or slow to go for what they want. Basically they think too much.
This type of man is quite a rush to be around. There’s never a dull
moment. He’s always on the move with what may seem brilliant ideas of
things to do. While the regular nice guy may suggest dinner in town at
8.00pm two weeks away and actually show up on time, the bad boy is more
likely to suggest a random trip to Naivasha, right after clubbing all
night; no need to even stop by the house for some toiletries. Let me
explain what you should deduce from these two scenarios. The nice guy
suggests dinner because he wants to get to know you as a person. The bad
boy is just out for some fun, if you happen to be there, cool. If not,
life will go on…
Women are also attracted to bad boys for the drama. Yeah I said it.
Drama is the reason why we watch Nigerian movies and Mexican soap
operas. We feed off drama. We love to have quite a story for the girls
at the weekly committee meeting (Shout out to my girls Audrey and
Sarah!). Whether he stood you up, didn’t call when he said he would, had
the nerve to walk out on you or made you pay the bill when he’s the one
who asked you out, we all love drama. A nice guy is stable and
predictable. And what’s the fun in that, right?
There’s also what I like to call the Mama Nani Syndrome. Women love
challenges. They think no matter how bad a guy is, they have this
supernatural nurturing power to change him. Seriously, if he was brought
up by his mother and that’s how he turned out, there’s nothing you will
ever do to make him a better person, or turn him into the man you want
him to be. He can only be the man he was when you met him. Don’t have
false hopes. If you met him drinking like a fish, be prepared to live
with mafans wa Tusker (or wa Kumi Kumi as I see women in Central
complaining). If you stole him from your pal, resign to the fact that
he’s weak and will probably be stolen from you.
I know I’ve really pumped up the bad boys. The bad news is that, for
most women, this is just a phase. Reality has to bite sooner or later.
Right now, I only have time for a man who is focused about where he is
going and what he wants from life. Someone who will inspire me to be a
better version of me. My bad boy days are long gone. I once went out
with a guy who had cornrows, sagged his jeans and always had on NBA
jerseys (one NBA jersey according to Audrey and Shirley). I can’t even
imagine what I was thinking at the time. It was fun while it lasted. I
would definitely not make that mistake again although I’m forgiven due
to age. So while you enjoy with the bad boy, make sure you don’t miss
out on the nice guy.
